Efendim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sar\u0131z\u00fcb\u00fckzadelerden Mustafa<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anadolu\u2019nun ku\u015f u\u00e7maz kervan ge\u00e7mez sarp da\u011flar aras\u0131nda kalm\u0131\u015f bir k\u00f6yden ailesi ile birlikte \u0130stanbul\u2019a gelerek fi tarihinde \u015ei\u015fli\u2019yi mesken tutar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Burada orta-lise ve \u00fcniversite tahsilini bitirdikten sonra kamu kurumlar\u0131nda \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r. Daha sonra ticarete at\u0131l\u0131yor<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ama<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u0131sa bir s\u00fcre ticaretle u\u011fra\u015ft\u0131ktan sonra kafas\u0131na uygun olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcp siyasete at\u0131l\u0131yor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gen\u00e7 ya\u015fta siyasete at\u0131lmas\u0131 g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc a\u00e7\u0131yor. \u015e\u00f6yle ki; k\u0131sa s\u00fcre i\u00e7inde en iyi ticaretin siyaset oldu\u011funu g\u00f6r\u00fcp s\u0131ms\u0131k\u0131 sar\u0131l\u0131yor<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ama<\/p>\n\n\n\n
En gen\u00e7 milletvekili olmas\u0131 hasebiyle meclis koridorlar\u0131nda d\u00f6nen dolaplardan kendisine bir \u015fey koklatmad\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce hemen kapa\u011f\u0131 belediyeye at\u0131yor. Eh, rant bak\u0131m\u0131ndan \u015ei\u015fli de fena bir yer de\u011fildi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
HEDEF<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Belediyede<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u0131sa s\u00fcrede y\u0131ld\u0131z\u0131 parl\u0131yor. Sabah erkenden kalk\u0131p ak\u015fama kadar ko\u015fturuyor. Vatanda\u015flar aras\u0131nda ayr\u0131m yapmadan kimseyi geri \u00e7evirmiyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ka\u00e7ak kat m\u0131? M\u00fchim de\u011fil!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hac\u0131 Amca \u00e7ocu\u011funa i\u015f mi ar\u0131yor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– K\u0131z\u0131m!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Efendim Ba\u015fkan\u0131m!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Sana verece\u011fim telefonu benim selam\u0131mla ara. Hac\u0131 efendinin \u00e7ocu\u011funu i\u015fe almas\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yle. Neticeyi de bana bildir!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Ba\u015f \u00fcst\u00fcne Ba\u015fkan\u0131m!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hac\u0131 Amca ne diyece\u011fini bilemez. Yerlere kadar e\u011filerek temennalarda bulunur. Aile i\u00e7inde Sar\u0131z\u00fcb\u00fckzade\u2019ye yap\u0131lan dualar\u0131n haddi hesab\u0131 yok. Bir ay sonra \u00e7ocuk i\u015ften \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131lm\u0131\u015fsa Ba\u015fkan Sar\u0131z\u00fcb\u00fck\u2019\u00fcn ne kabahati var. \u00c7ocuk kim bilir ne haylazl\u0131klar yapm\u0131\u015f da i\u015ften \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neyse!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Z\u00fcb\u00fckzade\u2019nin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bu \u015fekilde \u015f\u00f6hreti dilden dile kulaktan kula\u011fa yay\u0131larak bize kadar ula\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Tan\u0131yor musun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015eEYTAN G\u00d6RS\u00dcN BOTOKSLU Y\u00dcZ\u00dcN\u00dc<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Nerden tan\u0131yay\u0131m! \u015eeytan g\u00f6rs\u00fcn botokslu y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ancak<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O s\u0131ralar biz de siyasetle u\u011fra\u015f\u0131yor.. haliyle \u015ei\u015fli\u2019den gelen partili arkada\u015flara ne oldu\u011funu soruyoruz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Onlar da \u015ei\u015fli\u2019ye bir tane \u00e7ivi \u00e7akmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorlar<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ama<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mevzunun fark\u0131nda olmayanlar ise yukar\u0131daki ka\u00e7ak kat atanlara g\u00f6sterdi\u011fi m\u00fcsamahay\u0131 ve Hac\u0131 amcan\u0131n \u00e7ocu\u011funa nas\u0131l i\u015f buldu\u011funu,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cuma g\u00fcn\u00fc camide<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cumartesi havrada<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pazar g\u00fcn\u00fc de kilise de oldu\u011funu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hi\u00e7bir d\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn ve cenazeyi es ge\u00e7medi\u011fini, ara\u00e7 g\u00f6nderdi\u011fini\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u0131saca<\/p>\n\n\n\n
D\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcn tef\u00e7isi<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taziye evinin a\u011flay\u0131c\u0131s\u0131 olarak nam sald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlata anlata bitiremiyorlar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Z\u00dcB\u00dcKZADE\u2019N\u0130N EL\u0130NDE \u015e\u0130\u015eL\u0130\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2026Ne oldu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u0131saca \u015ei\u015fli\u2019den de bahsetmek istiyorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc Sar\u0131z\u00fcb\u00fck bu il\u00e7ede uzun y\u0131llar belediye ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 yapt\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00dcst \u00fcste belediye ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u015ei\u015fli\u2019nin bug\u00fcn g\u00fczide bir il\u00e7emiz olmas\u0131 gerekirdi de\u011fil mi? Alakas\u0131 yok\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ei\u015fli\u2019de araban\u0131z\u0131 park edecek yer bulamazs\u0131n\u0131z. Buldu\u011funuz park yerleri de el yak\u0131yor. Ne kadar berbat otoparklar olduklar\u0131 mevzusuna girmiyorum. Araban\u0131z\u0131 otoparktan \u00e7izmeden \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131rsan\u0131z ne mutlu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ei\u015fli\u2019nin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
En prestijli caddelerinden olan Valikona\u011f\u0131 ve Ni\u015fanta\u015f\u0131\u2019nda bile y\u00fcr\u00fcyemezsiniz. Bu caddelerdeki d\u00fckkanlar belki de T\u00fcrkiye\u2019nin en pahal\u0131 ma\u011fazalar\u0131 ama durum bu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yan\u0131l\u0131p da<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ei\u015fli\u2019nin ara sokaklar\u0131na girerseniz navigasyonun bile kafas\u0131 kar\u0131\u015f\u0131r sizi o kaotik ortamdan \u00e7\u0131karamaz. Ka\u00e7ak kat ve yola tecav\u00fczlerden dolay\u0131 bu yollarda insanlar yan yan yenge\u00e7 gibi y\u00fcr\u00fcr aksi halde \u00e7arp\u0131\u015fmadan ilerleyemezsiniz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Z\u00fcb\u00fckzade<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Burada 3 d\u00f6nem \u00fcst \u00fcste belediye ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 halde elle tutulur 3 tane projesini g\u00f6steremezsiniz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
TONLA PARA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yukar\u0131da<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sar\u0131z\u00fcb\u00fck\u2019\u00fcn kimseyi \u00e7evirmeyip ka\u00e7ak yap\u0131la\u015fmaya g\u00f6z yummas\u0131ndan bahsetmi\u015ftim ya. E, bu da kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131ks\u0131z olacak de\u011fil ya\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Netice-i kelam Z\u00fcb\u00fckzadelerin \u00e7uvalla paralar\u0131 oldu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bu arada<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ei\u015fli ka\u00e7ak yap\u0131la\u015fma cehennemi olmu\u015f umurunda de\u011fil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bunun gibi z\u00fcb\u00fcklerin tek bir derdi var: Para para para\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ancak<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7uvalla paray\u0131 g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc bilen ba\u015fka birileri de var. Hi\u00e7 bu kadar paray\u0131 tek ba\u015f\u0131na ona yedirirler mi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PARA AKLAMA<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Binaenaleyh bu paran\u0131n aklanmas\u0131 laz\u0131md\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yani<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Malum ki\u015filerin de hakk\u0131(!) verilmesi laz\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Genellikle bu \u015fekilde kamu g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fc kullan\u0131p \u00e7uvalla para g\u00f6t\u00fcrenlere \u00fcf\u00fcr\u00fckten bir parti kurdurulur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Paralar da il ve il\u00e7e parti binalar\u0131na harcanm\u0131\u015f g\u00f6sterilip bire on naylon faturalar kesilerek aklan\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ayn\u0131 \u015fey Sar\u0131z\u00fcb\u00fck\u2019e de yap\u0131ld\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O da tuttu bir parti kurdu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ama<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daha paran\u0131n %5\u2019i harcanmadan muhterislik yap\u0131p partiyi kapatt\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bundan dolay\u0131 sar\u0131 kart yedi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
TELA\u015eA KAPILIYOR<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bakt\u0131 ki, kokusu \u00e7\u0131kmaya ba\u015flad\u0131. Bir an \u00f6nce milletvekili olup dokunulmazl\u0131k z\u0131rh\u0131na girmesi laz\u0131md\u0131. Zaten yeteri kadar paras\u0131 olmu\u015ftu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ama<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bunun aklanmas\u0131 laz\u0131md\u0131. Milletvekili oldu\u011fu siyasi parti de nas\u0131l olsa bunun kayna\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sormayacakt\u0131. Siyasi g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fc kullanarak rahatl\u0131kla aklayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PEK\u0130, BEN\u0130MLE NE ALAKASI VAR<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sar\u0131z\u00fcb\u00fck<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E\u011fer sadece h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131k yap\u0131p ba\u011fl\u0131 oldu\u011fum camiaya sald\u0131rmasa b\u00f6yle bir yaz\u0131 yazma gere\u011fi bile duymazd\u0131m. Memlekette onun gibi tonla h\u0131rs\u0131z var. Bu da onlardan biri der ge\u00e7erdim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ama<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7ember daral\u0131p yakalanaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlay\u0131nca<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u00fcper l\u00fcks cipiyle gezip<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Domates biber patl\u0131can\u0131n pahal\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan dem vurup milleti galeyana getirmeye kalk\u0131nca benim sigortalar att\u0131. Sen hem deveyi hamuduyla g\u00f6t\u00fcreceksin hem de \u201cdometes biber\u201d deyip k\u00fct k\u00fct elini masaya vurup\u2026 T\u00f6be t\u00f6be\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Adam hem milletin mal\u0131na \u00e7\u00f6km\u00fc\u015f hem milletin mal\u0131 elinden al\u0131naca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce celallenip k\u0131\u015fk\u0131rt\u0131c\u0131l\u0131k yap\u0131yor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yetmedi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sabiha G\u00f6k\u00e7en Havaliman\u0131\u2019n\u0131n pisti uzat\u0131lacak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u00fcnel yap\u0131ld\u0131ktan sonra dolgusu yap\u0131l\u0131p kapat\u0131lacak ya! Beyefendi de milletvekili ya! Siyaseti ve para cukkalamay\u0131 da iyi biliyor. Zannetti ki, bu yap\u0131lacak t\u00fcnel de bir cukkalama i\u015fi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
KEL BA\u015eA \u015e\u0130M\u015e\u0130R TARAK<\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u00fcnelin ba\u015f\u0131na gidip partisine oy verenlere sesleniyor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Bak\u0131n bak\u0131n! \u00d6nce t\u00fcneli yapm\u0131\u015flar sonra da getirip buraya da\u011f\u0131 koyacaklar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Diyerek \u015fov yap\u0131yor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Buna oy verenler de videoya be\u011feni \u00fcst\u00fcne be\u011feni yap\u0131yor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015eimdi<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Z\u00fcb\u00fckzadelerin g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc 5 milyar dolara m\u0131<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 bu kadar sakil ve bilgisiz videoya m\u0131<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yoksa<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Buna oy verip videoya be\u011feni i\u015fareti koyan cahil kitleye mi yanal\u0131m bilmiyorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
21.10.2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Emin Batur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Efendim! Sar\u0131z\u00fcb\u00fckzadelerden Mustafa Anadolu\u2019nun ku\u015f u\u00e7maz kervan ge\u00e7mez sarp da\u011flar aras\u0131nda kalm\u0131\u015f bir k\u00f6yden ailesi ile birlikte \u0130stanbul\u2019a gelerek fi tarihinde \u015ei\u015fli\u2019yi mesken tutar. Burada orta-lise ve \u00fcniversite tahsilini bitirdikten sonra kamu kurumlar\u0131nda \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r. Daha sonra ticarete at\u0131l\u0131yor Ama K\u0131sa bir s\u00fcre ticaretle u\u011fra\u015ft\u0131ktan sonra kafas\u0131na uygun olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcp siyasete at\u0131l\u0131yor. Gen\u00e7 ya\u015fta siyasete at\u0131lmas\u0131 …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":48521,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,38,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-emin","category-guncel","category-yazarlar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55226"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55227,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55226\/revisions\/55227"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/48521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}