{"id":54868,"date":"2026-07-28T13:49:23","date_gmt":"2026-07-28T10:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/?p=54868"},"modified":"2026-07-28T13:49:24","modified_gmt":"2026-07-28T10:49:24","slug":"gel-bakalim-ahbap-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/gel-bakalim-ahbap-3\/","title":{"rendered":"GEL BAKALIM AHBAP!..3"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

VE<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTAYY\u0130PSAVAR\u201d HAPI<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bug\u00fcn<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Serimizin \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc ve son b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fc arz edece\u011fim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Birinci b\u00f6l\u00fcmde;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ahbap kendi sevenlerini de \u2018kaz\u0131klad\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2019 i\u00e7in Say\u0131n H\u00e2kim taraf\u0131ndan azarlanm\u0131\u015f ve huzurdan kovulmu\u015ftu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130kinci b\u00f6l\u00fcmde;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2018Baraj patlad\u0131\u2019 yalan\u0131 ile ka\u00e7 cana mal oldu\u011funu bilmedi\u011fimiz bir felakete sebep olduklar\u0131n\u0131 anlamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Burada s\u00f6yle\u015fiyi bitirmeyi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fck \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc; enkaz alt\u0131nda kurtarma \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131 s\u00fcrerken \u201cbaraj patlad\u0131\u201d yalan\u0131 hazmedilecek bir \u015fey de\u011fildi<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ama<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2018Tayyipsavar\u2019 dedi\u011fi hap\u0131n ne oldu\u011funu merak etti\u011fimiz i\u00e7in onu da dinleyip s\u00f6yle\u015fiyi \u00f6yle bitirelim istedik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TAYY\u0130PSAVAR<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Kamuoyunu resm\u00ee kurumlar aleyhine manip\u00fcle edip \u00e7uvalla paralar\u0131 g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcrken, nereden akl\u0131na esti bu \u2018Tayyipsavar\u2019 hap\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u015eimdi \u015f\u00f6yle: Sizce bu kadar para kimin y\u00fcz\u00fc suyu h\u00fcrmetine \u00fcst\u00fcm\u00fcze ya\u011f\u0131yordu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Kamu kurumlar\u0131n\u0131 itibars\u0131zla\u015ft\u0131r\u0131p sizin ahbab\u0131 \u00f6n plana \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131nca haliyle\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hay\u0131r! Bilemediniz\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ya ne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– B\u00fct\u00fcn bu paralar bizim kitlenin \u2018Tayyip\u2019 e olan nefretinden dolay\u0131 \u00fcst\u00fcm\u00fcze ya\u011f\u0131yordu. Bunu anlamayacak ne var!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Tamam onu anlad\u0131k da bu Tayyipsavar ne i\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Bizde cin fikirli, \u015feytan ak\u0131ll\u0131 \u00e7ok ya!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Evet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u0130\u015fte onlardan biri elinde Hint \u2018guru\u2019 lar\u0131ndan birinin dosyas\u0131 ile i\u00e7eri dal\u0131p; \u201cBak\u0131n bak\u0131n! Amerika\u2019da insanlar nas\u0131l para kazan\u0131yor g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u2026\u201d demesiyle ba\u015flad\u0131 her \u015fey. Sonra s\u00f6z\u00fcne \u015f\u00f6yle devam etti: \u201cBiz paralar\u0131 \u00e7uvalla TL olarak toplarken, Amerika\u2019da Gurular \u00e7ok basit y\u00f6ntemlerle \u00e7uvalla dolar kazan\u0131p l\u00fcks ve \u015fatafat i\u00e7inde ya\u015f\u0131yorlar\u201d deyince, bende \u015fafak att\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bir anda;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kumarda kaybetti\u011fim paralar.. kar\u015f\u0131lks\u0131z verdi\u011fim \u00e7ekler..duygu s\u00f6m\u00fcr\u00fcs\u00fcyle ahbaplardan ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m bor\u00e7lar bir film \u015feridi gibi \u00f6n\u00fcmden gelip ge\u00e7ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Tamam da Amerika\u2019daki Guru\u2019dan sana ne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u015e\u00f6yle: Bu Gurular ne yap\u0131yor? Bir cemaat toplay\u0131p kendine inand\u0131r\u0131yor ondan sonra s\u00f6m\u00fcrd\u00fck\u00e7e s\u00f6m\u00fcr\u00fcyor. Bakt\u0131k ki biz hi\u00e7 zahmete girmeden bize inanan bir kitle zaten var; \u00fcstelik bu kitle m\u00fcthi\u015f bir \u015fekilde Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 Erdo\u011fan\u2019dan nefret ediyor. Onlara g\u00f6re Erdo\u011fan b\u00fct\u00fcn k\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fcklerin sebebi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dolay\u0131s\u0131 ile<\/p>\n\n\n\n

E\u011fer Erdo\u011fan giderse her \u015fey d\u00fczelecek ve onlar da murad\u0131na ereceklerine \u00f6yle inanm\u0131\u015flar ki\u2026 \u0130\u00e7imden; \u201cO\u011flum ahbap senin u\u011fra\u015f\u0131p m\u00fcrit aramana gerek yok. Kitle haz\u0131r\u2026 Ne duruyorsun?\u201d dedim<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ve ahbaplara;<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guru\u2019ya benzemek i\u00e7in bana makyaj yapmalar\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yledim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGerek yok!\u201d dediler. \u0130zmir Mar\u015f\u0131\u2019ndaki \u2018aaaaa\u2019 lar\u0131 biraz daha uzat\u0131rsam Nirvana\u2019ya \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f bir Guru\u2019dan daha etkili olaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 s\u00f6ylediler. \u2018Gerek yok\u2026\u2019 demelerine biraz bozuldum ama\u2026 Sonra da TL yerine ya\u011fmur gibi dolar ya\u011faca\u011f\u0131 hayali akl\u0131ma gelince kendi kendime \u201cAmaaan sende\u2026\u201d dedim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Tamam da onlar\u0131n maddi y\u00f6nden neleri eksik ki sen tamamlan\u0131p muratlar\u0131na erdireceksin<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hah! \u0130\u015fte mevzu da burada kilitleniyor. Biz bu kilidi \u00e7\u00f6zd\u00fck!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nas\u0131l?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PS\u0130KOLOJ\u0130K RAHATSIZLIK<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u015e\u00f6yle ki; bunlar aynen dedi\u011finiz gibi \u00fclkemizin kaymak tabakas\u0131n\u0131 olu\u015fturuyor<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ama<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kendilerini ma\u011fdur hissederek \u201cma\u011fdurum ben me\u011fdurum\u201d deyip bi oraya bi buraya ko\u015fturup durmuyorlar m\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Evet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Dr. Bir arkada\u015f\u0131m\u0131z hemen te\u015fhisi koydu: Bu hal tipik bir psikolojik semptom\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Bunun Amerika\u2019daki Gurularla ne alakas\u0131 var?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Amerika\u2019daki Hint gurular\u0131 da b\u00f6yle psikolojik semptom ge\u00e7iren ya\u011fl\u0131 m\u00fc\u015fterilerini tedavi maksad\u0131yla bir ot ve t\u00fcts\u00fc ile s\u00f6\u011f\u00fc\u015fleyip duruyorlar ya!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TAM HAPI YUTTURACAKTIK K\u0130<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DEVLET B\u0130Z\u0130 ENSELED\u0130<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hala bir \u015fey anlamad\u0131m!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Anlatay\u0131m o zaman: O \u015feytan fikirli arkada\u015f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n akl\u0131na da ot ve t\u00fcts\u00fc t\u00fcr\u00fc \u015feyleri hap yap\u0131p se\u00e7menimize yutturaca\u011f\u0131z dedi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hap\u0131 yutan<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bir daha \u2018Tayyip\u2019e oy vermeyecek. Hap ile birlikte t\u00fcts\u00fcy\u00fc de koklayan azg\u0131n bir \u2018Tayyip\u2019 d\u00fc\u015fman\u0131na d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015fecek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– E, sizinkiler zaten bu hap\u0131 yutmadan da \u2018Tayyip\u2019 d\u00fc\u015fman\u0131 de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Oras\u0131 \u00f6yle ama bizim maksad\u0131m\u0131z siyasi piyasaya bir hareket getirmek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnsenize; sadece \u0130stanbul\u2019da \u0130mamo\u011flu 4.5 milyona yak\u0131n oy ald\u0131. Bunun en az 2 milyonu \u2018Tayyip\u2019 e k\u0131zg\u0131n olup bu ila\u00e7tan almaya haz\u0131r insanlar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Yani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Yani hap\u0131n kutusu 100 $ t\u00fcts\u00fc de 100 $ olsa sadece \u0130stanbul\u2019dan 200*2.000.000 = 400.000.000 $ kald\u0131raca\u011f\u0131z.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026!!!???<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ENSELEND\u0130K<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Bunu bir de T\u00fcrkiye sath\u0131na ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn! Milyar dolarlarla ifade edilecek bir i\u015fe girecekken, enselendik\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ya hu biz sizi \u00e7\u00f6zemedik. Para sizde i\u00e7ki sizde kar\u0131 k\u0131z i\u015fi sizde bunlar\u0131n hepsini anlad\u0131k da birbirinizi kaz\u0131klamak da sizdeymi\u015f. Bu insanlar size inanm\u0131\u015f g\u00fcvenmi\u015fken sizin d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcz \u015feytanl\u0131klara bak!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ne yapal\u0131m! Zorla m\u0131 para istedik! Bu haplar\u0131 da zorla satacak de\u011fildik. Onlar almaya d\u00fcnden raz\u0131 iken\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yani<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alan raz\u0131 veren raz\u0131 iken size ne oluyor karde\u015fim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Tamam tamam\u2026 Ne haliniz varsa g\u00f6r\u00fcn!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ayy! Walla benim i\u00e7im fena oldu. Bunlar nas\u0131l mahlukat b\u00f6yle yaw?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hadi hadi bizi de \u00fctmeden kalk\u0131p gidelim\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28.07.2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Emin Batur<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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VE \u201cTAYY\u0130PSAVAR\u201d HAPI Bug\u00fcn Serimizin \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc ve son b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fc arz edece\u011fim. Birinci b\u00f6l\u00fcmde; Ahbap kendi sevenlerini de \u2018kaz\u0131klad\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2019 i\u00e7in Say\u0131n H\u00e2kim taraf\u0131ndan azarlanm\u0131\u015f ve huzurdan kovulmu\u015ftu. \u0130kinci b\u00f6l\u00fcmde; \u2018Baraj patlad\u0131\u2019 yalan\u0131 ile ka\u00e7 cana mal oldu\u011funu bilmedi\u011fimiz bir felakete sebep olduklar\u0131n\u0131 anlamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131k. Burada s\u00f6yle\u015fiyi bitirmeyi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fck \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc; enkaz alt\u0131nda kurtarma \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131 s\u00fcrerken \u201cbaraj patlad\u0131\u201d …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":54869,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,38,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-emin","category-guncel","category-yazarlar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54870,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54868\/revisions\/54870"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/54869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}