– Yedin i\u00e7tin e\u011flendin bunu anlad\u0131k. Peki, milletin duygular\u0131yla neden oynad\u0131n? Sende hi\u00e7 utanma s\u0131k\u0131lma arlanma yok mu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Walla ben masumum H\u00e2kim Bey. Bu kitlenin gaz\u0131na geldim. Benim yerimde Abd\u00fclkadir Geylani Hazretleri\u2019nin evlad\u0131 olsa bile bunlar onu da yoldan \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131rlard\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Mevzuya \u015f\u0131hlar\u0131 m\u0131hlar\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rma… Sadede gel! Anlat bakal\u0131m bu i\u015f nas\u0131l oldu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Efendim ben kar\u0131-k\u0131z ve i\u00e7kinin bol oldu\u011fu mekanlar\u0131n e\u011flence fig\u00fcrlerinden biriydim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kazanc\u0131m fena de\u011fildi ama bu sesim ve gen\u00e7li\u011fimin neticede bir sonu olacakt\u0131. Ayr\u0131ca o zamanlar kazand\u0131\u011f\u0131m sadece g\u00fcnl\u00fck e\u011flenceme yetiyordu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Tamam ge\u00e7 bunlar\u0131! Dernek..para..kumar..\u00f6zel jetler..yurtd\u0131\u015f\u0131na para ka\u00e7\u0131rmalar.. K\u0131z\u0131lay gibi milli bir yard\u0131mla\u015fma derne\u011fimizi \u2018deprem s\u0131ras\u0131nda \u00e7ad\u0131r sat\u0131yor\u2019 diyerek itibars\u0131zla\u015fma vs. gibi iftiralara ba\u015f vurdun. Bunlar\u0131 anlat bakal\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Efendim ben bu sorumsuz e\u011flenceler i\u00e7inde mest olmu\u015fken r\u00fcyamda \u015feytan beni d\u00fcrtt\u00fc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MADEN<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– B\u0131rak \u015fimdi bunlar\u0131! Buraya senin r\u00fcyalar\u0131n\u0131 dinlemeye gelmedik\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– \u2026Ama efendim her \u015fey bu r\u00fcyadan sonra ba\u015flad\u0131 anlatmam laz\u0131m!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Le havle vele\u2026 Hadi anlat bakal\u0131m neymi\u015f bu r\u00fcya!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– R\u00fcyamda b\u00fcy\u00fck bir maden g\u00f6r\u00fcyorum ama bu bildi\u011finiz madenlerden de\u011fil, insan madeni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Eee\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Bu madende insanlar\u0131n elleri cepleri para dolu etrafa sa\u00e7\u0131yorlar. Biri ho\u015flar\u0131na giden bir slogan m\u0131 att\u0131.. paralar hemen oraya y\u0131\u011f\u0131l\u0131yor. Ben de denemek i\u00e7in;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u0130iizmirin da\u011flar\u0131nda \u00e7i\u00e7ekler a\u00e7aaaar\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Der demez Aman Allah\u2019\u0131m \u00fcst\u00fcmden alt\u0131mdan paralar ya\u011fmaya ba\u015flad\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Malum benim sesim bas bariton oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ve o anda tam ayarlamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in \u2018aaa\u2019 a\u011fz\u0131mdan yay\u0131lm\u0131\u015f \u2018\u015fey\u2019 sesine benzer \u015fekilde \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015ft\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Merkep sesi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Ha\u015fa huzurdan efendim \u00f6yle diyenler oldu ancak \u201cpara her \u015feyin \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc \u00f6rt\u00fcyor\u201d derler ya.. ald\u0131rm\u0131yorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Sonra?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Bakt\u0131m benden ba\u015fka birileri daha para topluyor. Bana avu\u00e7la verilirken di\u011ferleri \u00e7uvalla g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
UYANIKLAR<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Kimmi\u015f bunlar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Efendim bunlar benden daha uyan\u0131k ge\u00e7inenlermi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Bunlar senin su\u00e7 orta\u011f\u0131n m\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Eh! Say\u0131l\u0131r\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Anlat o zaman!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Bakt\u0131m biri kitap imzal\u0131yor, daha do\u011frusu sat\u0131yor. O g\u00fcnk\u00fc fiyat\u0131yla tanesini 500 dolardan sat\u0131yor ama bakt\u0131m insanlar s\u0131raya girmi\u015f kitab\u0131 kap\u0131\u015f\u0131yor. A\u00e7\u0131p bakay\u0131m dedim ne yaz\u0131yormu\u015f da kitap b\u00f6yle kap\u0131\u015f\u0131l\u0131yor. Bakt\u0131m ki, okumaya de\u011fer hi\u00e7bir \u015fey yok. Her yerde bulunabilecek fasa fiso \u015feyler. Yok liderimiz leblebiye havaya at\u0131p a\u011fz\u0131yla yakalm\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f da.. yok sabah kalkarken \u00f6nce sol aya\u011f\u0131na sonra sa\u011f aya\u011f\u0131na \u00e7orab\u0131 giyermi\u015f gibi \u0131v\u0131r z\u0131v\u0131r \u015feyler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– E, sana ne bundan? Alan raz\u0131 veren raz\u0131!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Ama efendim i\u015f bununla bitmiyor ki! Arkas\u0131ndan g\u00f6z g\u00f6re g\u00f6re \u00e7uvalla paralar\u0131 s\u0131rtlam\u0131\u015f ka\u00e7\u0131ran adam\u0131 da bu \u2018maden\u2019 insanlar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131nca alk\u0131\u015fl\u0131yor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ve ona;<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNe olur ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131za ge\u00e7 de istersen cebimizdeki son kuru\u015funa kadar verelim. \u0130stersen banka c\u00fczdanlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 da al! Sana kurban olsun.. feda olsun!\u201d diyorlar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Bundan sana ne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Efendim ben bir kendime bakt\u0131m bir de onlara\u2026 Bakt\u0131m ki, benim onlardan eksi\u011fim yok fazlam var. Onlar Laik- Kemalist ise ben de \u00f6z hakiki Kemalistim. Onlar CHP\u2019li ise ben de CHP\u2019liyim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Peki, fazlan ne?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Benim bas bariton sesim var! \u00dcstelik ben onlardan daha ak\u0131ll\u0131y\u0131m\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
AHLAK-AHBAP<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Bunun i\u00e7in mi derne\u011fi kurdun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Hay\u0131r! Ama \u00e7evremin bu kadar mebzul para da\u011f\u0131tt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ve benden daha az ak\u0131ll\u0131lar\u0131n \u00e7uvalla paray\u0131 g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6r\u00fcnce dayanamad\u0131m \u015feytana uydum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Be ahlaks\u0131z adam! Hem Laik-Kemalist CHP\u2019li oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorsun, hem de sana g\u00fcvenip paras\u0131n\u0131 teslim eden Kemalistlerin paras\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6zel jetlerde kar\u0131-k\u0131zlarla \u00e7at\u0131r \u00e7utur yiyiyorsun! Kendi ahbaplar\u0131n\u0131 soymaya Utanm\u0131yor musun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Efendim benim derne\u011fimin ad\u0131 Ahlak Derne\u011fi de\u011fil\u2026 Ahbaplar aras\u0131nda b\u00f6yle ufak tefek paralar\u0131n laf\u0131 m\u0131 olur? Hem bu paralarla Hacca gidecek de\u011fildim ya! Para nereden kazan\u0131lm\u0131\u015fsa oraya harcan\u0131r. Paralar\u0131n\u0131 bana verenlerin de\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Kes kes! Ne ahlaks\u0131z adams\u0131n ya hu! Utanmasan \u201cBug\u00fcn yine para isteyeyim g\u00f6zlerini k\u0131rpmadan verirler\u201d diyeceksin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Wallahi de verirler, billahi de verirler. \u0130nanm\u0131yorsan\u0131z deneyelim mi H\u00e2kim Bey?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Y\u0131k\u0131l kar\u015f\u0131mdan utanmaz!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bu s\u0131rada H\u00e2kim m\u00fcba\u015fire seslenir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– G\u00f6revlilere s\u00f6yle bunu al\u0131p g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcrken a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 da bantlas\u0131nlar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bu arada ceplerine de mukayyet olsunlar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
15.07.2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Emin Batur<\/p>\n\n\n\n
NOT: H\u00e2kim Bey huzurundan kovdu\u011fu i\u00e7in CHP\u2019nin kendisine teklif etti\u011fi Hatay B. \u015eehir Belediye Ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 neden kabul etmedi\u011fini<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ve<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Paketini 100 dolar gibi m\u00fctevaz\u0131 bir fiyata sataca\u011f\u0131 \u2018Tayyipsavar\u2019 adl\u0131 hap\u0131n \u00fcretimi ve ne safhada oldu\u011funu art\u0131k kendisinden sorup \u00f6\u011frenece\u011fiz. \u00d6\u011frenebilirsek\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
– Yedin i\u00e7tin e\u011flendin bunu anlad\u0131k. Peki, milletin duygular\u0131yla neden oynad\u0131n? Sende hi\u00e7 utanma s\u0131k\u0131lma arlanma yok mu? – Walla ben masumum H\u00e2kim Bey. Bu kitlenin gaz\u0131na geldim. Benim yerimde Abd\u00fclkadir Geylani Hazretleri\u2019nin evlad\u0131 olsa bile bunlar onu da yoldan \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131rlard\u0131. – Mevzuya \u015f\u0131hlar\u0131 m\u0131hlar\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rma… Sadede gel! Anlat bakal\u0131m bu i\u015f nas\u0131l oldu? – …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":54824,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,38,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-emin","category-guncel","category-yazarlar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54818,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54817\/revisions\/54818"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/54824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}