{"id":49926,"date":"2024-03-23T16:56:16","date_gmt":"2024-03-23T13:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/?p=49926"},"modified":"2024-03-23T17:04:42","modified_gmt":"2024-03-23T14:04:42","slug":"yalanci-amaadam-yine-kazanacak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/yalanci-amaadam-yine-kazanacak\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cYALANCI AMA ADAM Y\u0130NE KAZANACAK\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Emin Batur<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u015eehrinize her hangi bir hizmeti oldu mu?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Olmad\u0131 ama adam kazanacak!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Adam size bi s\u00fcr\u00fc vaatlerde bulunduydu.. bunlar\u0131 yerine getirdi mi?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Getirmedi ama adam kazanacak!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>K\u00f6rfezdeki koku neredeyse t\u00fcm \u015fehri kapsayacak.. b\u00f6yle giderse<br>\u015fehrinize kokudan girilmeyecek<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Olsun\u2026 Ama adam yine kazanacak!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u015eehre 1m3 olsun su getirmedi\u011fi gibi, \u015fehrin 1m3\u2019l\u00fck suyunu da ar\u0131tmad\u0131..<br>tam aksine \u201cTemel Atmama T\u00f6reni\u201d d\u00fczenledi!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Evet, ama adam yine kazanacak!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Otob\u00fcsler ar\u0131za \u00fcst\u00fcne ar\u0131za yap\u0131yor.. bak\u0131m i\u015fi ehil ki\u015filere verilmedi\u011fi<br>i\u00e7in durduk yerde tutu\u015fup yan\u0131yorlar. Metrob\u00fcsler tam i\u015fkence halini ald\u0131.<br>Metronun y\u00fcr\u00fcyen merdivenleri bak\u0131ms\u0131zl\u0131ktan y\u00fcr\u00fcm\u00fcyor. \u0130nsanlar<br>evine i\u015fine giderken b\u00fcy\u00fck zorluklarla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015f\u0131yorlar<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Evet, \u00f6yledir ama adam yine kazanacak!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hi\u00e7bir alt ge\u00e7it ve altyap\u0131 yat\u0131r\u0131m\u0131 yapmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in trafik her g\u00fcn her saatte<br>kilit\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Do\u011fru! Ama adam yine kazanacak!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Depreme haz\u0131rl\u0131k olarak parma\u011f\u0131n\u0131 oynatmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 gibi.. deprem b\u00fct\u00e7esini<br>yar\u0131 yar\u0131ya d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrd\u00fc<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Olabilir ama adam yine kazanacak!<br>MAZO\u015e\u0130ST\u0130N CUMA GECES\u0130<br>Ya hu arkada\u015f seni bilmem ama<br>Sen halk\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 mazo\u015fist falan m\u0131 sand\u0131n?<br>Halk<br>G\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc eziyetten dolay\u0131 zevk mi al\u0131yor da \u201cAdam yine kazanacak!\u201d deyip deyip<br>duruyorsun? Senin bu \u201ckazanacak\u201d dedi\u011fin 31 Mart\u2019a kadard\u0131r\u2026 Bir Nisan\u2019da<br>g\u00f6r\u00fcrs\u00fcn ne olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ne olacakm\u0131\u015f?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ne olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 imam efendinin a\u011fz\u0131yla anlatay\u0131m!<br>\u201c\u2026AMA CUMA GECES\u0130 \u00d6LM\u00dc\u015eT\u00dc!\u201d<br>Birinin babas\u0131 vefat ediyor.<br>Babas\u0131n\u0131n ne mal oldu\u011funu bildi\u011fi halde<br>Yine de hocaya sorup durumunu \u00f6\u011frenmek istemi\u015f.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hocam! Babam cennete gidecek mi?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Namaz k\u0131l\u0131yor muydu?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Yok ama Cuma gecesi \u00f6ld\u00fc!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u0130\u00e7ki, kumar, zamparal\u0131k vs. gibi k\u00f6t\u00fc huylar\u0131 var m\u0131yd\u0131?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Vard\u0131 ama Cuma gecesi \u00f6ld\u00fcyd\u00fc!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kimsenin mal\u0131nda, \u0131rz\u0131nda g\u00f6z\u00fc var m\u0131yd\u0131 yok muydu?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bizim tarlay\u0131 ufak ufak kom\u015funun tarlas\u0131na do\u011fru geni\u015fletmi\u015fti ama Cuma<br>gecesi \u00f6ld\u00fc!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hak hukuk tart\u0131 terazi konusunda nas\u0131ld\u0131?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ya hu Hoca Efendi \u00e7ok sordun ama s\u00f6yleyeyim. Babam\u0131n tutunacak bir<br>taraf\u0131 yoktu ama Cuma gecesi \u00f6ld\u00fc ceza g\u00f6recek mi g\u00f6rmeyecek mi ha<br>onu de bana!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>O\u011flum!<br>Babana Cuma gecesi dokunmayacaklar ama ondan sonraki g\u00fcnleri ne sen<br>sooor, ne ben s\u00f6yleyeyim!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emin Batur \u015eehrinize her hangi bir hizmeti oldu mu? Olmad\u0131 ama adam kazanacak! Adam size bi s\u00fcr\u00fc vaatlerde bulunduydu.. bunlar\u0131 yerine getirdi mi? Getirmedi ama adam kazanacak! K\u00f6rfezdeki koku neredeyse t\u00fcm \u015fehri kapsayacak.. b\u00f6yle giderse\u015fehrinize kokudan girilmeyecek Olsun\u2026 Ama adam yine kazanacak! \u015eehre 1m3 olsun su getirmedi\u011fi gibi, \u015fehrin 1m3\u2019l\u00fck suyunu da ar\u0131tmad\u0131..tam aksine \u201cTemel &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":49927,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,38,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-emin","category-guncel","category-zafer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49926\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/49927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}