{"id":45318,"date":"2023-07-05T09:12:59","date_gmt":"2023-07-05T06:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/dergi\/?p=45318"},"modified":"2023-11-07T15:55:00","modified_gmt":"2023-11-07T12:55:00","slug":"sogan-basi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/sogan-basi\/","title":{"rendered":"SO\u011eAN BA\u015eI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span>\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/evrimagaci.org\/dosyalar\/icerikler\/37696318_img7576jpg.JPG\" alt=\"Kendi Evinizde So\u011fan Yeti\u015ftirin! - Evrim A\u011fac\u0131\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span><span>So\u011fanl\u0131 se\u00e7im kampanyas\u0131 bitti\u011fine<\/span><span> g\u00f6re art\u0131k keyfimize bakal\u0131m d<\/span><span>e\u011fil mi? Bana \u015f\u00f6yle kallavi bir otel bul <\/span><span>bakay\u0131m<\/span><span>..<\/span><span>tatile<\/span><span> \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131m!<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Aman efendim ne <\/span><span>tatili<\/span><span>..<\/span><span>se\u00e7im<\/span><span> yenilgisinden dolay\u0131 <\/span><span>taban fokur <\/span><span>fokur<\/span><span> kayn\u0131yor!<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Bu yard\u0131mc\u0131m da siyasetten bir \u015fey anlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 yok<\/span><span>yaa<\/span><span>.<\/span><span>\u0130stiyor ki, ben de <\/span><span>Tayyip<\/span><span> gibi<\/span><span> o \u00fclke senin bu \u00fclke benim diyerek deli danalar gi<\/span><span>bi ko\u015fturay\u0131m. Bende<\/span><span> o g\u00f6z var m\u0131? Bu yard\u0131mc\u0131m bana g\u00f6re <\/span><span>de\u011fil<\/span><span>..<\/span><span>\u015funu<\/span><span>bi<\/span><span> de\u011fi\u015ftireyim<\/span><span>\u2026<\/span><span> Yoksa ba\u015f\u0131ma i\u015f a\u00e7acak ama yerine kimi getirsem acaba? \u015e\u00f6yle leb demeden leblebiyi <\/span><span>anlayan<\/span><span>..<\/span><span> \u201cTa<\/span><span>kla at!\u201d dedi\u011fimde perende at<\/span><span>acak biri laz\u0131m bana.<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span><span>Bana Engin\u2019i \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131n! Onu te\u015fkilatlanmadan sorumlu genel ba\u015fkan yard\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131 yapaca\u011f\u0131m.<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Aman efendim siz neler s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorsunuz! Engin ne anlar te\u015fkilatlardan. Bu i\u015f milletvekillerimizi ba\u015fka partiye kiral\u0131k verme i\u015fi de\u011fil ki, alt\u0131ndan kalks\u0131n.<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Siz kar\u0131\u015fmay\u0131n! <\/span><span>Engin her i\u015ften anlar<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Valla se\u00e7im yenilgisinden sonra te\u015fkilatlar\u0131n hepsi ayakta&#8230; \u00c7ok yanl\u0131\u015f bir atama yap\u0131yorsunuz.<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Engin seni te\u015fkilatlardan sorumlu gene<\/span><span>l ba\u015fkan yard\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131 yap\u0131yoru<\/span><span>m!<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span><span>Aman efendim benim i\u00e7in b\u00fcy\u00fck bir \u015feref! G\u00f6receksiniz sizi mahcup etmeyece\u011fim.<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Hadi g\u00f6reyim seni! \u015eimdi sana i<\/span><span>lk g\u00f6revini tevdi ediyorum<\/span><span>!<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Dinliyorum efendim. Buyurun!<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Engincim<\/span><span> biliyorsun ki, se\u00e7<\/span><span>\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Haa<\/span><span> anlad\u0131m efendim, se\u00e7im <\/span><span>yorgunusunuz<\/span><span>..<\/span><span>dinlenmeniz<\/span><span>laz\u0131m<\/span><span>..<\/span><span>hangi<\/span><span> oteli ayarlayay\u0131m?<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span><span>Akl\u0131mdan \u015f\u00f6yle<\/span><span>\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Efenim yorulmay\u0131m anlad\u0131m ne diyece\u011finizi. Be\u015f y\u0131ld\u0131zl\u0131 otellerden bir t\u0131k y\u00fcksekte De <\/span><span>lux<\/span><span> oteller var ama ben daha <\/span><span>lux<\/span><span> oteller bakaca\u011f\u0131m. De <\/span><span>lux<\/span><span> de\u011fil<\/span><span> De De<\/span><span> De (<\/span><span>li<\/span><span>) <\/span><span>lux<\/span><span> otellerden bakaca\u011f\u0131m size!<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Bana bak Engin! Se\u00e7imden zaten yenilgiyle \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131k. Pahal\u0131 otel bulup<\/span><span> beni milletin a\u011fz\u0131na sak\u0131z yapma<\/span><span>!<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Hay\u0131r cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131m! Ay \u00f6z\u00fcr dile<\/span><span>rim a\u011fz\u0131m se\u00e7im \u00f6ncesinde kalm\u0131\u015f<\/span><span>. Say\u0131n genel ba\u015fkan\u0131m bahsetti\u011fim oteller pahal\u0131 de\u011fil. Geceli\u011fi 300-400 bin lirac\u0131k.<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Engincim<\/span><span> biliyorsun se\u00e7im kampanyam\u0131z\u0131 bir so\u011fan ba\u015f\u0131 \u00fczerinden y\u00fcr\u00fctt\u00fck. <\/span><span>Mek\u00e2n\u0131m\u0131z<\/span><span> da m\u00fctevaz\u0131 bir mutfakt\u0131. \u015eimdi bu duyulursa rezil oluruz.<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span><span>Siz hi\u00e7 merak etmeyin Genel Ba\u015fkan\u0131m! Hi\u00e7 kimse duymayacak.<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Hadi bakal\u0131m! <\/span><span>\u0130\u015fallah<\/span><span>\u2026<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Bir \u015fey daha var!<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Efenim siz merak etmeyin bu kadar belediyeyi bo\u015funa m\u0131 ald\u0131k. Otel paras\u0131n\u0131 y\u0131kar\u0131z birine olur-biter.<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Ama say\u0131\u015f\u2026<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span><span>Efenim endi\u015fe etmeyin!<\/span><span> AKP iktidar diye b\u00fcrokrasi onlara m\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131\u015facak san\u0131yorsunuz?<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span><span>Ya hu leb demeden leblebiyi anlas\u0131n dedim ama bu kadar\u0131n\u0131 da beklemiyordum<\/span><span> do\u011frusu<\/span><span>. Adam b\u0131rak kelimenin a\u011fz\u0131mdan <\/span><span>\u00e7\u0131kmas\u0131n\u0131<\/span><span>..<\/span><span>daha<\/span><span> i\u00e7imdeyken ne demek istedi\u011fimi anl\u0131yor. Yok yok bu adam te\u015fkilat i\u015flerini iyi <\/span><span>becerir<\/span><span>..<\/span><span>biliyor<\/span><span> bu i\u015fi.<\/span><\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u00a0 So\u011fanl\u0131 se\u00e7im kampanyas\u0131 bitti\u011fine g\u00f6re art\u0131k keyfimize bakal\u0131m de\u011fil mi? Bana \u015f\u00f6yle kallavi bir otel bul bakay\u0131m..tatile \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131m!\u00a0 Aman efendim ne tatili..se\u00e7im yenilgisinden dolay\u0131 taban fokur fokur kayn\u0131yor!\u00a0 Bu yard\u0131mc\u0131m da siyasetten bir \u015fey anlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 yokyaa.\u0130stiyor ki, ben de Tayyip gibi o \u00fclke senin bu \u00fclke benim diyerek deli danalar gibi ko\u015fturay\u0131m. Bende &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":47595,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,38,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-emin","category-guncel","category-yazarlar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45318\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/47595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}