{"id":45251,"date":"2023-06-08T10:24:02","date_gmt":"2023-06-08T07:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/dergi\/?p=45251"},"modified":"2023-11-15T23:30:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-15T20:30:57","slug":"koltuk-kemal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/koltuk-kemal\/","title":{"rendered":"Koltuk Kemal !&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On iki sefer Reisle yar\u0131\u015fa giren bir adam<\/p>\n<p>\u00dcst \u00fcste 12 defa da yenilir.<\/p>\n<p>Se\u00e7im sonunda,<\/p>\n<p>Haydi bakal\u0131m nal toplamaya<\/p>\n<p>denildi\u011finde de<\/p>\n<p>Allem eder kallem eder,<\/p>\n<p>Binbir dereden bir damla su getiremez<\/p>\n<p>Ben yenilmedim\u00a0 der.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d6fke n\u00f6betleri ge\u00e7irir ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131p \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r<\/p>\n<p>Masay\u0131 tokat manya\u011f\u0131 eder<\/p>\n<p>S\u0131rt\u0131 yerde<\/p>\n<p>Ayaklar\u0131 yukar\u0131da yalanc\u0131 bir pehlivan<\/p>\n<p>Ben yenilmedim diye<\/p>\n<p>tepinir durur biteviye<\/p>\n<p>Vallahi de billahi de<\/p>\n<p>Ben &#8221;Bu-ra-da-y\u0131m&#8221; der, f\u0131tt\u0131r\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>Tamam, anlad\u0131k sen oradas\u0131n da<\/p>\n<p>Hani &#8221;geliyordu gelmekte&#8221; olan,<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Ben Kemal geliyorum&#8221; deyince<\/p>\n<p>Sana inanan insanlar yollara d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc derdinden<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Bekledim de gelmedin, k\u0131ymetimi bilmedin&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u015eark\u0131lar\u0131 e\u015fli\u011finde deli divane oldular yollarda<\/p>\n<p>Tempo tuttular % 65 gasla geleceksin diye<\/p>\n<p>Fonlanan medyalar, yalan\u0131n oparat\u00f6rleri<\/p>\n<p>Gururu ve kibir budalas\u0131 ayd\u0131nlar (!)<\/p>\n<p>ABD, AB, \u0130srail, Esad hepsi de geliyorsun dedi<\/p>\n<p>Omuz ve destek verdi Kandilin a\u011falar\u0131<\/p>\n<p>Ve bir y\u0131\u011f\u0131n teferruat parti k\u0131r\u0131nt\u0131lar\u0131<\/p>\n<p>D\u0131\u015flanm\u0131\u015f, ha\u015flanm\u0131\u015f, d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya bor\u00e7lanm\u0131\u015f<\/p>\n<p>Hayal at\u0131na binen prensler prensesler<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u0131ld\u0131lar ard\u0131na bo\u015f bir teneke gibi<\/p>\n<p>G\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fc pat\u0131rt\u0131 \u00e7\u0131karmakt\u0131 t\u00fcm i\u015fleri<\/p>\n<p>Sonra yer yar\u0131ld\u0131 yerin i\u00e7ine girdi sanki<\/p>\n<p>G\u00fc\u00e7lendirilmi\u015f parlementer sistemleri<\/p>\n<p>Olmayan koltuklar\u0131 payla\u015f\u0131nca muhalefetin liderleri<\/p>\n<p>Madem ki gelecektiniz<\/p>\n<p>Bir tutan m\u0131 vard\u0131 aya\u011f\u0131n\u0131zdan elinizden<\/p>\n<p>Neden gelmediniz arkada\u015f ne den gelmediniz?<\/p>\n<p>Koltuk sevdas\u0131 bu kadar m\u0131 uyu\u015fturucu<\/p>\n<p>Bu kadar m\u0131 yapar insan\u0131 deli<\/p>\n<p>Gandi, seyyit, m\u00fccahit, bozkurt, hac\u0131, alevi, dede Kemal<\/p>\n<p>Koltu\u011funa bak!!<\/p>\n<p>Sen de imambay\u0131ld\u0131 olabilirsin<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Diktat\u00f6r Erdo\u011fan&#8221; deme i\u015flerini b\u0131rak!<\/p>\n<p>D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcr\u00fcrler seni de bir ihanet \u00e7ukuruna<\/p>\n<p>Denizin&#8217;in aya\u011f\u0131n\u0131 kayd\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z gibi<\/p>\n<p>Diktat\u00f6r koltu\u011funa otur sak\u0131n kalkma oradan<\/p>\n<p>Seni o koltuk i\u00e7in yaratm\u0131\u015f yaratan!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On iki sefer Reisle yar\u0131\u015fa giren bir adam \u00dcst \u00fcste 12 defa da yenilir. 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