{"id":44215,"date":"2022-07-21T15:29:08","date_gmt":"2022-07-21T12:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/dergi\/?p=44215"},"modified":"2023-11-07T15:55:14","modified_gmt":"2023-11-07T12:55:14","slug":"arkadas-nedir-bu-cektigimiz-ya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/arkadas-nedir-bu-cektigimiz-ya\/","title":{"rendered":"ARKADA\u015e NED\u0130R BU \u00c7EKT\u0130\u011e\u0130M\u0130Z YA?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu<\/p>\n

– Hay\u0131rd\u0131r karde\u015f!<\/p>\n

Bir elin ya\u011fda bir elin balda\u2026 Evin Adalarda Modalarda… Tatilin de Bodrum\u2019da.<\/p>\n

Daha neye kederleniyorsun ki b\u00f6yle?<\/p>\n

– Ben ondan bahsetmiyorum!<\/p>\n

– Ya nedir seni \u00e7ileden \u00e7\u0131karan?<\/p>\n

– Ya hu \u015fu Tayyip\u2019e bak, bir de bizim lidere bak!<\/p>\n

– Ne olmu\u015f ki? Kendinize g\u00f6re bir lider bulmu\u015fsunuz i\u015fte!<\/p>\n

– Tamam bulduk.. da\u2026 Bir lider taraftarlar\u0131na bu kadar eziyet \u00e7ektirmez be karde\u015fim!<\/p>\n

Tayyip NATO toplant\u0131s\u0131na damgas\u0131n\u0131 vurup<\/p>\n

Ve<\/p>\n

Sadece NATO\u2019nun de\u011fil d\u00fcnyan\u0131n ilgi oda\u011f\u0131 oldu\u011fu bir s\u0131rada<\/p>\n

Biz burada K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu\u2019nun att\u0131\u011f\u0131 iftira ve yalanlar\u0131n\u0131n ceremesini \u00e7ekiyor.. ha bire yalan konu\u015fmalar\u0131n\u0131n tazminat\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6d\u00fcyoruz.<\/p>\n

TAYY\u0130P\u2019\u0130 DEV\u0130RME FONU<\/p>\n

– Hay\u0131rd\u0131r!<\/p>\n

Paran\u0131z\u0131n suyu mu \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131?<\/p>\n

– Yok, be yaw! O \u00f6dedi\u011fimiz tazminatlar bizim i\u00e7in \u00e7ekirdek paras\u0131. Bug\u00fcn Avrupa ve Amerika\u2019ya \u201cTayyip\u2019i Devirme Fonu\u201d kurduk desek<\/p>\n

Ve<\/p>\n

Adamlar bu fonun ger\u00e7ekten Tayyip\u2019i devirece\u011fine az\u0131c\u0131k ihtimal verseler.. bir g\u00fcnde banka hesaplar\u0131m\u0131z \u20ac ve $ ile dolar ta\u015far<\/p>\n

Ki,<\/p>\n

Buna da ihtiyac\u0131m\u0131z yok. Denizde kum bizde para\u2026 Az \u00f6nce ne demi\u015ftin? \u201cAdalar Modalar\u201d demi\u015ftin de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n

– Evet!<\/p>\n

– Ona Bo\u011faz\u2019\u0131 da ekle! Bu \u00fclkede bizden ba\u015fka Bo\u011faz\u2019da oturmaya lay\u0131k kimse var m\u0131?<\/p>\n

– Peki, derdin ne?<\/p>\n

– Ya hu karde\u015fim d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131zda \u015f\u00f6yle \u00e7al\u0131ml\u0131 bir \u015fekilde y\u00fcr\u00fcmeye hasret kald\u0131k. Tayyip NATO salonunda bile \u00e7al\u0131ml\u0131 bir \u015fekilde y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fcp Boris\u2019in omuzuna elini atarken\u2026<\/p>\n

Bana bak!<\/p>\n

Boru de\u011fil Boris\u2019ten bahsediyorum. Arkas\u0131nda 50 k\u00fcsur \u00fclkenin oldu\u011fu Britanya \u0130mparatorlu\u011funun ba\u015fbakan\u0131 olan Boris\u2026<\/p>\n

– Eeee\u2026<\/p>\n

– E\u2019si \u015fu: AKP\u2019lilerin \u00f6n\u00fcnde y\u00fcr\u00fcyen b\u00f6yle bir lider var.<\/p>\n

B\u00f6yle olunca da haliyle havalar\u0131ndan ge\u00e7ilmiyor.<\/p>\n

Biz ise her g\u00fcn bir belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131 veya parti y\u00f6neticimizin bir vukuat\u0131yla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015f\u0131yoruz.<\/p>\n

Bu arada<\/p>\n

Yalan dolan faturas\u0131n\u0131 denkle\u015ftirip tam \u00f6demi\u015fken.. arkas\u0131ndan bir fatura daha\u2026 Onu denkle\u015ftirmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rken, bir bak\u0131yoruz ki, belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z r\u00fc\u015fvetten dolay\u0131 g\u00f6revden uzakla\u015ft\u0131r\u0131larak tutuklanm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

Kuvvetli medya g\u00fcc\u00fcm\u00fcz olmasa<\/p>\n

Millet arkam\u0131zdan tef \u00e7alacak.<\/p>\n

\u00c7ar na\u00e7ar<\/p>\n

Medyam\u0131z kollar\u0131n\u0131 s\u0131vay\u0131p mevzuyu tam unutturmu\u015fken, arkas\u0131ndan ba\u015fka bir belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131n r\u00fc\u015fvet skandal\u0131 patl\u0131yor. Derken arkas\u0131ndan bir ba\u015fkas\u0131\u2026<\/p>\n

\u0130nan ki, yoruldu medyam\u0131z bu pisliklerin \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc \u00f6rtmekten…<\/p>\n

Bunlar bitmeden<\/p>\n

Ba\u015fka bir belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n sakameti ortaya \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor. Herif durup dururken mecliste s\u00f6z isteyen AKP\u2019li bayan meclis \u00fcyesine \u00e7irkin bir laf ediyor.<\/p>\n

Onu unutturuyoruz bu sefer \u201cm\u00fccahit\u201d bildi\u011fimiz<\/p>\n

Ki,<\/p>\n

Tayyip\u2019e \u00e7ok iyi laf edip y\u00fcklenen bir parti y\u00f6neticimizin kaseti patl\u0131yor.<\/p>\n

– Lideriniz de b\u00f6yle bir kasetin arkas\u0131ndan gelmi\u015fti de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n

– Ya hu kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rma! Limon s\u0131kt\u0131n \u015fimdi\u2026<\/p>\n

– Tamam, tamam devam et!<\/p>\n

– Yok! Vaz ge\u00e7tim. Neyi anlatay\u0131m ki?<\/p>\n

\u0130stanbul su alt\u0131nda kalm\u0131\u015fken tatilini kesip i\u015finin ba\u015f\u0131na gelmeyen ba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131zdan m\u0131? Ba\u015fkentte ya\u011fan ya\u011fmurdan arabalar s\u00fcr\u00fcklenirken mazgallar\u0131 bile a\u00e7maktan aciz di\u011fer belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131zdan m\u0131? Ya \u201cSahra hastanesi yapt\u0131m!\u201d diyen belediye ba\u015fkan\u0131na g\u00fcvenip a\u00e7\u0131klama yapan genel ba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc\u011f\u00fc hazin durumdan m\u0131? Hangisinden bahsedeyim?<\/p>\n

– Hakl\u0131s\u0131n karde\u015f! Paran var ama moralin \u00e7ok bozuk. Bu moralle Bodrum\u2019da 500 liraya bir tabak makarna yesen bile doymazs\u0131n.<\/p>\n

– Yok, bu sefer lahmacun yiyece\u011fim. 2 lahmacun bir ayran 350\u2026<\/p>\n

20.07.2022<\/p>\n

Emin Batur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Hay\u0131rd\u0131r karde\u015f! Bir elin ya\u011fda bir elin balda\u2026 Evin Adalarda Modalarda… Tatilin de Bodrum\u2019da. Daha neye kederleniyorsun ki b\u00f6yle? – Ben ondan bahsetmiyorum! – Ya nedir seni \u00e7ileden \u00e7\u0131karan? – Ya hu \u015fu Tayyip\u2019e bak, bir de bizim lidere bak! – Ne olmu\u015f ki? Kendinize g\u00f6re bir lider bulmu\u015fsunuz i\u015fte! – Tamam bulduk.. da\u2026 …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":47542,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"_joinchat":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,38,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-emin","category-guncel","category-yazarlar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44215\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/47542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akincilardergisi.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}